The Blogger Chronicles

FRUIT BY THE FOOT COMMERCIAL

2009-09-06T16:33:00.002-05:00

ahaha theree commercialls crack me upp all thee timeee ahahahah

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyyyyyyaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

ahahhahah too funnny!!!!

Faillll!!!

2009-08-18T00:34:00.003-05:00

AHAHAH THIS IS TOO DAMM FUNNY LOL;;)

Naked Miley Cyrus?

2009-08-17T01:48:00.002-05:00

MILEY CYRUS PICTURES
she isnt thee disney
Hannah Montana we all
knoww and lovee anymoree
noww is sheee ahaha
In thee flesshh;;)

ATTENTION ALL READDERS

2009-08-16T00:24:00.000-05:00

IM GOIN TO MAKE THIS REALLY SIMPLEEEE

I DO 3 POSTS EVERYDAYY AND NOW THT IM 18

I NEEDA START LOOKIN FOR JOBS AND WITH JOBS

COMES LESS TIME TO BLOGGG SOO IVE SHORTENED

MY POSTS TO 1 A DAYY. SRRRY BUT MOMMA NEEDS HER MONEEYYY;;)

Favorite Song Right Noww [Vol. 2]

2009-08-16T00:23:00.000-05:00

Ohh mannn i lovee thiss songgg likee geeeshhh!!!! I actually downloaded his songg withh Jazminee Sullivan n Missy Elliott andd i thought it suckeddd....ahaha but i barely listened to it but thenn i heard thiss songg withh onee of my favv artistttss KELIS and i lovee her voice in thiss songg (but haah thee wayy he singgs jus crackks mee upp) andd noww i lovee all hiss songgs lol, its jus an aquired tastee i guess. Haa givee emm a chanceee and if u likee this songg thenn heres thee linkkk In The Future - Jack Splash feat. Kelis;;)

DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE!!!

2009-08-16T00:21:00.000-05:00

HAHA I LOVEE THISS COMMERCIALL!!! (too badd Baskin Robbins doesnt comparee to Marble Slab or Coldstoneee) But wenn you see this commerciall pleassee thinkk of your favoritee bloggerrr TAY mf DEE!!! Haa Ice cream and cakee do thee icee creamm and cakeee;;)

Greatest Freakout Ever

2009-08-15T00:23:00.002-05:00

My Bestt Frienndd MADISONNNN showwed mee this videoo and alll i gotta say is wow!!!

DID ANYONE NOTICE THT HE TRIED TO PUT A REMOTE UPP HIS BUTTTTTHOLEE?!!!! Geeeesh is World Of Warcraft really tht funnn?Haaa he was crackkin me uppp thanxx Madisonn ilyy boo;;)

IGNORANCE IS YOUR NEWW BEST FRIENND

2009-08-15T00:21:00.001-05:00

Music videooo of "IGNORANCE" By Paramore premiered on MTV and MTV2 on Thursdayy and surprisingly it loooks professionally donee thiss timee lol

In thee fleshhh there it iss. Compared to their otherr videoss i reallly really likee thisss onee for nooo reasoonn lol. It looks cooool and gahhh thiss damm songg is soo catchyyy. Haaa enjoyyy;;)

IM SO TIRED OF THIS DAMM COMMERCIAL

2009-08-15T00:20:00.003-05:00

Gahhh im soo freakkin tired of this damm commerciall!!!! STOP FREAKIN PLAYIN THIS!!! Everytimee i chnge thee damm channell all i hearrr iss LOLLIPOP LOLLIPOP OOHH LOLLY LOLLIPOP. If I hearr tht freakkin songgg one moree timeeee!!! Ehhh we gett itt Delll yall havee labtops in everyy colorrr of theee rainbowww(thingg is if u watch thee commerciall w/ no sounddd yea 1st thingg i thought of wasss icing on a cakee not lollipops but wtee) Haaa i puttt thiss onn justt too annoyy youuu lol;;)

Give Me Your Eyes By Brandon Heath

2009-08-14T00:23:00.003-05:00

Mann i used to hear thisss sonngg all theee timee at workkk
and its been stuckk in my head ever sinceee.
Wenn you listen to it, it sounds likee he's talkin about GOD
but (and nooo offense to yall believers) i guess im technically
an Atheist bc i dont givee into thee hypee about religion/beliefs
but lets not get into tht lol. Basically wat im tryin to say is tht
i dont listen to preachers or theirr gospel/church/godly songs
IRONICALLY ENOUGH I WORKED AT
A CHRISTIAN BASED FACILITY FOR TWO
SUMMERS STRAIGHTTT LOL
sooo for this songg to be stuckk in my head and be christian song
is pretttty epiccc soooo yeahhh listtenn and decide if you likee it or nott
Haaa i dont havee a linkk this timee sorry;;)

Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant

2009-08-14T00:23:00.000-05:00

Watch thee traillerrr
alll i gotta sayy aboutt thiss is
GAHHHH THIS MOVIEEE IS GOIN TO BE BOMMBASSS!!!
Only badd thingg about this is tht
rummorr has it tht is goin to be released
on thee samee day as Saw VI whichh
is goin to be hard topping those moviees
(cann someeone tell me wenn there goin to stop with tht?)
Haaa cant wait too seee Cirque Du Freakk thooo;;)

FLUD WATCHES

2009-08-14T00:20:00.001-05:00

OMG I WANT THIS TURNTABLE ONE!!!!!
Mannn Flud Watches are soo mf dopeee!!!
Forgettt everyone else's watches
BE ORIGINALLL FOOOO
A booomboxx watchh?? Are you kidddin mee??
Noo shameee in yo gameeee if you rockk Fludd
Haa check themm outt rightt hurrrr
www.fludwatches.com/catalog

Dammm Thiss Is Somee Goood Woood!!

2009-08-13T00:22:00.005-05:00

Ohhhh yesss thisss isss someee goooodwoooood lol. Favoritee ones from Goodwood Jewelry. Legend hass it tht if you dont havee gooodwoood YOU GETS NOOO PLAY!! Hahah soo youu defff neeeda go gett youuu someee. I personally thinkk their shxtt is unisexxx buttt yall cannn decifer tht yourselves www.goodwoodnyc.com

YOUR A MOTHER LOVERR??

2009-08-13T00:22:00.004-05:00

Yea soo i was lookin thru neww songs on this websiteee(not revealin my sources eitherrrr lol) n i comee across thiss songgg and ahaha iunoo it just cracked meee uppp so i hadda putt it onnn here. Its not really old per sayy but its not newww eitherr. I heard thiss likee months ago but uhhhh as u cann plainly seee I DID NOT HAVEE A BLOG BACKK THENNN!!!! This is from SNL with Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg (evn tho SNL's skits suckk soo muchhh ballls ahaha there musical skits are quittteee hilariouss) If you havee a sensee of humor likeee i do and ratherrr enjoy thee finerr thinggs of lifeee(iunooo lol) thennn here's thee linkk to dwnld thee songg. Mother Lover - Justin&Andy (its thee 3rd one dwn and jus right click it and save as)Haaa YOUR A MOTHER LOVER IMA MOTHER LOVER WE SHOULD......not finishing it lol you gettt wherrr im goinnn;;)

ADRIAN J. PHOTOGRAPHY

2009-08-13T00:20:00.003-05:00

HAVE YOU MET ADRIAN?!
OF ADRIAN J. PHOTOGRAPHY??
NOOO?? SHALL I DO THEE HONORS?!;;)

And this is just a mini portfolio of his finesse with a camera!!
He's photography capabilities are ridiculous
Lookin at somee of his pics, you'd seriously thinkk this shxtt is professionally donee
He's sooo homeee grownnn withh ittt likee he takes such amazing photos
and yet he doesnt even charge tht muchhh at alll
He's alreadyy makkin a namee for himselff withh these photos
andddd theee ppl in themmm (JERKING CREWS)
If you want a session you cann reachh himmm
or you wana checkk outtt moree of hiss photos just clickk thee linkkk
myspace.com/lilproblembabyram
Haaa you bettterrr gett yo timeee in withh thiss kidd
beforeee he starts getttin tooo famouss and actuallyy
makees us pay for wat his workk is really worthhh;;)

Destiny's Child??

2009-08-12T00:22:00.001-05:00

Notice anythingg similiar about all these pictures? Beyonce and her twoo background dancers rightttt. DOES THIS REMIND YOU OFF DESTINY CHILD?! She got background dancers to replace thee restt of Destiny's Child but without sharing thee limelightt. I KNEW SHE NEEDED THEMMM!!! Haaa knockoff Kelly and Michellle;;)

Straightt Nooo Chaserrr!!

2009-08-12T00:21:00.001-05:00

Anyone But Him - Mr. Hudson feat. Kanye West

Everything Is Broken - Mr. Hudson feat. Kid CuDi

Supernova - Mr. Hudson feat. Kanye West

Alll hailll Mr. Hudson(5x)!!! Ahaha yea i heard about himm about hmmm beginning/middle of junee and soo farr i loveeee his music!! G.O.O.D MUSIC (Kanye's label) is really coming strong withh some of thee neww artists bc Mr. Hudson(formerly known as Mr. Hudson and The Library) already has twoo tracks with Kanye, onee withh Kid CuDi,(&&since yall aree suchh loyalll readers i gavee you links to dwnld themmm tooo) &&he was also rumored to be dating our own lil piece of Barbados......RIHANNNNNAAAAA!!!!! Mr. Hudson is nott doinn tooo shabby, being tht he is a neww artist &&alllll. Haaa if you dont trust me aboutt thee Rihanna thingg its tottally fineee bc you cann loook it upp righttt hurrr earsucker.com;;)

Clae Shoes

2009-08-12T00:20:00.002-05:00

One of my friends had just bought him a pair of Clae shoes(backk in schoooo) n seriously theee wholeee dayy he kept gettin reactions likeee "YO FLY KICKS" "NIGGAH WHERE YOU GETT YO SHOES AT?" "DAMM IS DEMM SUPRAS?" Yeaaaa noooo thesee kicks are sooo muchh moree better thenn soomee dammm supras! If you want thee cheapp mall brand thenn yea Supra ya self alll yo want. But if you wantt somee shxtt tht will turnn heads, thenn you needa dose of Clae Shoes. Haaa sorry for alll thosee whoo rockk Supras(ur kinda coool...) check these out at clae.com ;;)

EXCUSEE ME DO YOU KNOW WAT DAY IT IS???

2009-08-11T09:00:00.004-05:00

ITS MY MF BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

YEAHH IM OFFICIALLY 18YEARS

YALLL ALL NEEDA SHOWWW LOVE IN SOMEE WAYY

EITHER PROMOTE MY BLOG BY TELL YA FOLLOWERS ABOUT MEE

OR SEND A FAN PIC OF YOU HOLDIN A PAPER SAYIN

"AUTHENTICFABRICATION.BLOGSPOT.COM IS THEEE BESTT BLOG"

TO MY EMAIL ADDRESSS TAYDEE5309@AOL.COM

SEND THEE PIC&&BLOG NAMEE

&&ILL PUT IT ONN MY PAGEE AND PUT UR URL ON MY PAGEE

TO SUPPORT YOUR PAGEEE ALSOO

OOHH AND WISH ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY WOULD BE NICEE TOOO

HAAA KAY THNXX ILY;;)

DISNEY STEPS UPP THEIR GAME

2009-08-11T00:22:00.000-05:00

Soo yesterday my brotherrr asked me if i wanted to watch a moviee tht he rented(not likee i was doinn nethingg newayss). So we're sittin in thee living rooomm and thee Disney logo comes on thee screeen. I SWEAR TO BUDDHA I HATEE ALL DISNEY MOVIES!!! So tht rightt theree alreaddy putt me in a badd mood. Moviee starts and 20minutes into thee movieee i see guns...UHHH WENN DID DISNEY GETT PG WITHH IT??? Longg storyy shortt thee moviee was actually pretty funny and it was gooood, it wasnt likee thee typical disney ones(i meann it had a happy endin but ya knooooo) Haha but tell me why thee wholee time after i saw thee beginning credits i was thinkinnn WHOO THEEE HELL IS DWAYNE JOHNSON ???(i ddnt evn think The Rock was obviously just a stagee namee lol) Haaa mannn i wass loookin for a blackk guy thru theee wholeee moviee lol;;)

Naughty Monkey!

2009-08-11T00:21:00.000-05:00

These are my topp 4favvvorriteee shoes by Naughty Monkey! Either you buy these so tht ill think your coool or youu dont and youu will forever stayy a lamee-o. DONT DISAPPOINT YOURR FAVORRITEEE BLOGGER OR I SWEAR TO BUDDHAAA. Haa checkemm out at naughtymonkey.com ;;)

Favorite Song Right Now [Vol.1]

2009-08-11T00:20:00.002-05:00

Yea i wanted to do a steady post about a specific changin thhingg, and thee only thingg tht stays changin ALOTTT is my favoritee songg sooo yeaaa. This is "Bad Day" By Asher Roth, dammm this songg is theee shxtttt. Listenn to it and thenn you'll undrstnd y i loveee it. Really catchy and i must say i really likee Asher Roth's way of rappin, he brings summthinn neww to thee tablee. Haaa enjoyy;;)

Goood MF Songs

2009-08-10T00:22:00.001-05:00

Yeaaa likeee i saidd b4 im really openn to alott of newww musicc and i listeenn to almostt anythingg and these are a fewww RnB songs tht i thinkk you shouldd go listenn to and thennn dwnld. Haaa welcxx;;)

K-Young feat. Yung Berg - Contagious

Amerie - Heard 'Em All

Lil Scrappy feat. Ludacris - Addicted 2 Money

Plies - Chef

Sammie - Cop That

Uness feat. Drake - Would You Love Me

Shaun Bless feat. Missy Elliot - Shake Bake

D. Brown - Say It

Eve - In The Club

TAY DEE'S SURVIVAL KIT

2009-08-10T00:21:00.001-05:00

Nacho Cheese Sunflower Seeds(soo my cholesterol will go upp)
Cell Phone(soo i can dwnld new ringtones 4free)
Hairspray(soo my hurrr dont fall out)
Comb(soo my shxtt dont get nappy)
"M" By Mariah Carey(soo i at least smell goood)
Dell Labtop(soo i can still keep up with thee outside world)
Red/Black Glasses(DAMM SO I CAN SEE WHURR IM GOIN)
Secret Deodorant(soo i dont get funnkkkehhh)
Apple iTouch(soo i cann jamm to my own tunee by myselff)

These pretty much aree thee essentials i neeed if i was ever stranded on an island or in Mexico.

HAHA BUT SHXTTT IF I HAD MY PHONE I WOULD JUST CALL YO MAMA FOR RESCUE!!;;)

HATS HATS HATS

2009-08-10T00:20:00.002-05:00

If your into fashion thenn you shoulllddd knoowwwwwwwww tht THESE HATS ARE SUPAHHH HOTTT!! Go loook at themm and order them here www.karmaloop.com. Haaaa yourr welcxxx;;)

G. Austinnnnnnn!!

2009-08-09T00:23:00.002-05:00

Soo about 5months one of my friends had a song by G. Austin on his myspace pagee and i was likee wtf?! WHO IS THIS CHARACTER!!! So i went to the music page and started listenin to thee songs and omgsh i fell in lovee with his music. This guy ritee hereee is SOO MF GOOOD!!! He hails from Hawthorne, California and makees thee best Hiphop/RnB combination out therree. He actually tlks about shxtt thts interestin and it seeems likee every songg tells a story about his lifee. My favoritee songs from him is My Drug, Home Alone, Say It All, &&Candy Dreamm. Gahhhh dammmm thiss songg stay in my headd. "MANNN LAST NITEE WAS THEE BUSINESSS, I KILLED THEE CATT WITHH THEE BEDD AS MY WITNESS"!!!! All his mixtapes are insanee (i havee all thee songs on my iTouch) and you cann dwnld his mixtapes on his music pagee myspace.com/gaustinmusic but you cann dwnld this song here My Drug - G. Austin. Haa &&theyy sayy goood musicc is hardd to findd lol;;)

RIBZ CLOTHING

2009-08-09T00:22:00.000-05:00

DO YOU SEE THESE MF SHIRTS?! For only likk $15 bucks thesee shirts are hella dopee. I went to schoool withh himm( Zacree Cobos) but i ddnt really knoo himm;;/ I heard about his line of shirts wen i went to a Talent Show our schoooo was hosting and somee of thee performers were wearing his shirts. Besides thee factt tht thee designs are mentall... THEE DESIGNER IS STILL IN HIGH SCHOOOOL?! Zac is seriously goin places and im promotin him. If you likeee these designs go to his actual website to buy themmm www.ribzclothing.com. Haa 10years from now wenn he's famous, you'll look in your closet n sayy DAMMM I HAVEE A VINTAGE ZACREE COBOS SHIRT!!;;)

Cart Boys Needed!!

2009-08-09T00:21:00.002-05:00

THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THEE CARTS IM TALKING ABOUT!! Sooo i was goin with my friennd to Walmart thee otherr day bc she needed to gett summ groceries and we're goin up and down aisles tryin to find a parkin spot. We go dwn this one aisle and there was a shxtt loadd of carts in thee dammm way! im srry but it was soo damm annoyin howw people seein tht this rackk is hella full and theyy still putt moree carts. COMMON SENSE SAYS FIND ANOTHER DAMM RACK!!! Ughh it also pissed mee off wenn after we parked and start wlkn in, there's only one damm cart boy AND HIS DUMMASS WAS JUST STANDN THERE TXTN WHILE PUSHIN LIKE 8 CARTS?! Walmart neeeds moree cartboys bc them and stupid customers were pissin me off! Haaa but thenn i bought summ Reeses and tht brightened my dayy;;)

Happy Birthdayy Yulang Alang!!!

2009-08-08T14:14:00.004-05:00

Fxckkk it, alll bulllshxtt asidee its ya mf 18 bdayy!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!! We may not be friennds nemoree but shxttt in highschoooo we were bestfriends and tht was likee fxcknn bommbasss!(tlkn likee i've beeen outa schooo 4 a longg timee lol) Haha thee wayy we tag teamed ppl alll thee timeee!! Girlll us beinnn friennnds kinda makess me missss high schooo (but thenn i rememberd how much i hatee gettin upp n i gett over itt lol) Neways Happy Birthdayyy Laney (MYSPACE.COM/YULANA_AKA_LANEY)!! Haaa GO GETT YOU A MF TATTOOO;;)!!

TERRENCE AND KHLOE MAKE OUT

2009-08-08T00:11:00.003-05:00

I had to put thiss one upp. First off, KUDOS KHLOE bc Terrence (doesnt he remind nebody of Trey Songz) is soo fxckn hott its nt evn funny! (Kudos to Terrence too bc noww u havee potential to actually be famous....by association bc 106&Park was only temmporary)

2nd, did yall see Kourtney and tht girl?? WOW!! haha This showw is goin to be reall goood but WTF IS GOIN TO HAPPEN WITH KEEPIN UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS?! Tht showww is good but most of thee shxtt tht happend was with Kourtney and Khloe...(mostt of thee funny shxxtt neways) Haaa i guess we'll just see huh;;)

DISNEY STARS LIE TO PUBLIC

2009-08-08T00:05:00.006-05:00

WAT THEE HELL!! Okk guys im goin to keep this post plain and simple WHY OF ALLL BRANDS TO PROMOTE YALL BOTH DECIDE TO PROMOTE THEE ONE BRAND THT IS GHETTO?! I've seen yall both on numerous talk shows and music videos and tons of otherrr shxtt and i dont see eithrr of yall wearing DooDooMama EckoRed shoes sooo all im sayin is nextt timee we decide to sign a contract promotin a brand, lets stickk to realistic and fashion forward apparelll. Haaaa yall may of foooled other ppl by promotin EckoRed buttt you cannt pull the wooool ovr my eyes;;)

SWEET DREAMS BY BEYONCE

2009-08-08T00:05:00.003-05:00

Ohhh mann this song is stuckk in my headd soo i hadd to do a blog abt it. Song is is sooo catchy i loveee it. I couldnt find a good video of it on youtube lol so i think at thee endd of it a Backstreet Boys video starts playin lol ahah srrrry;;/. Butt is it just mee or was anybody else thinkn(and for thee virginn ears excuse my language lol)...AINT HER TITTIES BOUT TO FALL OUT WEN SHE DANCIN IN THT BLACKK LOW CUT TOP?! Haaa i swearr she probly had likee 20 wardrobe malfunctions wen she was filmin this videooo lol;;)

I LOVEE TYRA BANKS

2009-08-08T00:05:00.002-05:00

I lovee her point blank period. Her talk showw is seriously thee only oneee tht has somethinnggg strange and random everytime. So far i havent seen her repeat topics like most shows tend to do...(but thenn againn i dont watch every singlee episodee eitherrr lol)

If she's not doin a show on teenage girls kissing girls, bromances, thenn she's doin a show on nappy hair versus "goood" hair lol. Then after tht she's on AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL,(anybody notice tht nonee of thee models makee it anywheree besides 2makeup commericals and a coverspread on 1magizine.....) She is just my favorite person on television right noww. Haaa i knowwww you feeel thee sameee lol;;)

STEVEN SHEIN

2009-08-07T19:09:00.000-05:00

Really goood linee of jewelry if your into theee sorta DIFFERRRENNTT STYLEEEE!! I loveeee hiss stufff!!Haaa go check out more of his creations www.shopstevenshein.com. ;;)

2009-08-07T14:43:00.000-05:00

THIS IS JUSTIN

FOLLOW HIM ASAP

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Kiss Of Life By Friendly Fires

2009-08-07T10:52:00.000-05:00

I just really lovee thiss songg. I heard it wen i was watchin AMTV a couple of nights ago and i keep relistenin to this song on youtube wenever i get on my labtop. Likee wenn i listenn to themm its likee the Englishhh mixx of COLDPLAY and THE KILLERS. HAHA WHY IS IT THT IT SOUNDS LIKE AN AFRICAN MUSIC WITH NATIVES IN THE BACKK AND THE ONLY PERSON DANCIN IS THEE WHITE GUY LIKEE A DAMM RITUALL DANCEE?! Hahaha i dont evnn careeee he sooo freakkin into thee songg but he seriously makees me wana dancee. Haa but not quite likee himm lol;;)

Wens Your Cancellation Date?!

2009-08-07T00:22:00.002-05:00

So im sittin at home flippin thru thee channels and i see Maury, okk 1st off i used to watch this all thee timee likee 2years ago. Soo whilee im watchin it im thinkn to myself...ISNT THIS THEE SAMEE SCENARIO I SAW LIKE 2YEARS AGO?! So i looked thru my Cable Guide on the tv to see thee other episodes and alll im seeing was Pregnancy Tests, Lie Detectors, & Badasss kids who wana get pregnant! Its thee samee damm shxtt every day! HOW THEE HELL ARE YOU STILL ON TELEVISION?! There is no originality in your show anymore and i swear some of the guests are fakin it bc u look closely have of themm dont cry, they just cover their faces! Please dont try and foool me Maury Povich your commercials that say brand new shows bc their all theee samee. Haaa we alll wana kno likee wens your show gettn cancelledd?!;;)

Im Gaga For Acoustic

2009-08-06T15:44:00.012-05:00

Poker Face acoustic live on BBC radio. Geeesh Loouisseee i lovee this version. You cann really tell tht she is an all around greattt artist. Her piano playin was flawless and her voice AHHHHHHHH TOO DIEE FORR!! Did you see wat she was wearing??? Soo freakkkn niceee, herr shxtt was on point with herr apparell and those big glasses. LADY GAGA WHERE DO YOU SHOPPP!!! Lol did you notice her chinese lipstick lips?! If you want to download this version just click this link Poker Face Acoustic Live Haaa she is marrrrveeeellllooouuuussss;;)

PIERCE MY LIP FOOOO!!

2009-08-06T15:27:00.009-05:00

I promised Doug tht i would blast his asss everywhere on thee internett, starting withh my blogg. This is one of my bestest friends in theee worldd gettin his bottom lip pierced at somee placee in tattooo placeeee. Ohhh and btw idk y but thee sound didnt go thru sooo dont lisstenn to thee sound bc it fxcked upp. Srry guyss;;(WHY YOU GOTTA PAY $6 FOR A BOTTLE OF SALTWATER THT YOU PROBLY ONLY GON SPRAY LIK 5X HAHA) Haaa your welcomeee Douglasss;;)

WHY YOU TRIPPN FOOO?!

2009-08-06T11:55:00.003-05:00

This is thee 2nd timee ive seen you fall! If you watch this intently you'll probly bee askin thee samee thing. WAT THEE FXCKK DID YOU TRIP OVER?! Besides thee fact tht no 1 knows wat you tripped over wat makes it even worse is WHY DID IT TAKE LIKE 5 PEOPLE TO CARRY YOU OFFSTAGE?! Look closely at his fall you guys and you be theee judge bc i swear he did not fall tht damm hardd! Even Lil Wayne made a joke about him falling alll theee timee on stagee!! HOW EMBARRASSINGG but i guess yall cann be his critic. Haaa Drakee you still makeee me justt wana be SUCCESSFULL!!;;)

Thank You Jean Pierre!!

2009-08-06T02:26:00.008-05:00

OMG EVERYONE SHOULD

GET THESE GLASSES!!!!!! I still dont kno whereee he got these glasses but oohhhmannn i loveeee themmm! Big rimmed glasses are in styleeee noww sooo keepp upp with theee trenddd! Add himm asap myspace.com/jeanroxpierreroxpestonixx

I Will Not Hold It Anymoreee

2009-08-05T22:30:00.001-05:00

Mann wenn i saww this app wenn i was lookin thru new applications on my iTouch, i had to see if it worked. RUNPEE IS A SURPRISING ITS A HITT!! Welll basically this is an app wheree if you have to use thee restrooms, it tells you thee exact spot in the movieee wenn theree's a dull moments and exactly how long the boring part is. ITS FREAKKIN PERFECT AND ITS CHEAP TOOO! For only a dollar you cann go to the movies and go to the bathroommm. Check it outt http://runpee.com/ Rock Software is freakkn geniussss. Haaaa thankkssss;;)

G0RGE0US!!

2009-08-05T17:21:00.006-05:00

FREAKKIN BEAUTIFUL WITH OR WITH OUT HAIRR;;)

Dedicated To Douglas And Michael

2009-08-05T16:18:00.006-05:00

Im sittin on thee phone with my bestie and we like to look at funny videos late at nite(3-4a.m.) on youtube.com (thee besstt placee to findd videos worth watchin lol). Sooo my 2nd favoritee person in thee told me(MICHAELLL) about this kid rite here doin his rendition of Maxwell's "Pretty Wings". Now if you havent heard tht song originally, lemme inform you tht it is a beautiful song and he hits thee high notes on it. So i search this kid and WOW!!! I COULDNT HELP BUT LAUGH AT FIRSTT!! I meann wen you hear it 1st timee you'll laugh, 2nd time you'll probly figure out tht he freakkin did his own background singin, pre recordedly and you'll probly laugh every time is "background singer" comes into play. Please dontt thinkk im hating bc i givee himm major props for puttin himself out therree bc i dont havee the balls to do tht and let strangers critize me, and after a while i meann he does sound likeee he hass alot of potentiall. Haaa but Jakey were thee highlight of my night and i thankk yaa! Haa follow him too twitter.com/jakeytwits ;;)

Hybrids 0f Thee 21st Century?!

2009-08-05T04:46:00.004-05:00

So here i am mindin my own business, you knoww checking my myspace, facebook etc., and i stumble upon this picture as an ad to test my IQ ability. WAT THEEE HELLL IS THISS?? So, being thee confused person decided to look into it at thee only reliable place i know to turn to online.....www.snopes.com!! Tht is seriously thee only website you can rely on to tell you thee truth about any questionable picture, video, quote,etc. To put your mind at ease, it is indeed.....fakee! This porcelain hybrid was a center piece in artist/scluptor Patricia Piccinini's We Are Family exhibit in 2003. I must say Piccinini is a genius bc this sclupture really threww me for a minutee. If i ever get to New York, this would be thee first art gallery on my list to visit but for noww i shall stickk withh thee internett and keep updated on her work by checking out her websitee www.patriciapiccinini.net(you should probly write this down or bookmarkk it lol).Haha you know i could of easily lied and said thiss was reall but bc your readin my blog..haa i just couldnt do it to such loyalll fans;;)

Paramore Is Backk!!

2009-08-04T21:44:00.007-05:00

This is there neww albumm cover! I gotta sayy i am a HUGGEEEE FANNN of Paramore. Its like all their songs are hits(well to mee at least), and theree neww song Ignorance? WOW!!! I loveeeee tht songg to deatthh, Hayley struts her vocals with this song thee wholee way making it an automatic hit on the Billboard Charts. In thee rock music industry, its soo much harder to recieve any acknowledgement for your talents, and to top off tht she is one of few rock singers tht can perform live and still sound as if your listening to a CD in the car, she deserves major props for tht. Ill be buying there CD wen it comess outt, which should be 09.29.09. Super excitedd about it but you can look for more info about them on their official website www.paramore.net and you can listenn to theirr neww single in full. Haaa your welcomeee;;)

Birthday Boyy!!!

2009-08-04T17:51:00.005-05:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAYY MICHAELL!!

Mannn letts seee, longg storyy shortt backgroundd between you and i, hmmm old friend of mine(lets call himm... Saul lol) came out theee closet and you were thee secret bf of Sauls and our friendship blossomed from theree(ha after i got donee sabotagin your relationshipp aha supposedly)! Soo wat tht makes almost 2 and a half years that we've known each other. Im glad your finally legal tht way older menn dont feel ashamed for tryna get with yo jailbait asss. I loveee youu booo, ha go gett wat Jeremih bee singing about alll thee timee with older mennn hahah (actually dont*insiderr*)lol;;)

How Did You Get On MTV?!

2009-08-04T11:51:00.002-05:00

Alexis Chung, you absolutely baffle me. I googled you, like most confused viewers did after seeing a show, and i found nothing aboutt you besides thee fact tht your a london model with a MTV show. Soo wat im wonderin is... HOW THEE HELL DID YOU GET A SHOW ON MTV?? I watched one of your shows wen you had Ashley Tisdale guest (and some guy who used to be on VH1s Best Week Ever) and to be honest i didnt learn anything about the guest. All you asked were like random questions and then did random games. Wat are you doin on tht live set?? MTV was quoted sayin, "the new show would be similar to TRL, which was presented live from the channel's Times Square headquarters in New York by Carson Daly and featured a mix of video countdowns and guests." WTF!! If TRL had a 10 year run just to be cancelled, can someone tell me y they decide to make a sort of spinoff of it?! HER SHOW DOESNT EVEN PLAY VIDEOS!!! Loook i dont mean to diss Alexa Chung, bc i gotta say she dresses soooo nicee. Her apparell on theee show was seriously thee only reason i tune in...but only for like 2-3minutes lol. I have to give props to you Alexa Chung, idk how you did it but u somehow went from London-known Model to U.S. popular TV Show Host! Haha Kudooos;;)

SHEMALE???

2009-08-03T17:05:00.001-05:00

The Video Speaks For Its Self! Its Official Lady Gaga Is Indeed A HERMAPHRODITE! Surprised?? Haa I want to honestly say i am but uhhhh i really wasnt, I mean this hasnt been confirmed or denied just yet but ill keep you updated. Dont get me wrong she makes amazing music, but if you look at all her videos, seriously do any of her dancers even look remotely straight?! Someone told me that she has written in her blog that she was born with both male and female genitals but i have yet to see this blog! Either way she makes good music and thats all that mattterrrs;;)

Eminem Fires Back

2009-08-03T14:37:00.002-05:00

Soo yea i listened to this track and all i can say is wow! Mariah Carey is my idol hands down but sweeetie he has your voice on theee track?! There's just noo denying your fling noww. Haha you know wen i 1st heard of this beef, not even goin to lie, i didnt believe it. I thought it was just another publicity stunt to sell records bc both of these talented artists were puttin out an album. Seeing the neww Mariah Carey video was just too funny, but to be honest it was only loosely based off of Eminem (sweatpants,baggy jacket), but a goatee?? He doesnt even have tht! Eminem really put his all into this song though and i must say either he's bluffin wen he says he knows places in your house tht mtv cribs didnt see or your interaction with him was a little bit moree thann just verball haa;;)

Start Things Off Peachy

2009-08-03T13:13:00.002-05:00

Lets get this outta thee way, Im Taylor but bc we're friends and your reading my blog I'd rather you jux call me TayDee. Starting this thing bc my friend Justin (0versubscribed.blogspot.com) got me thinkin tht i should do a blog. Ask me about fashion and ill tell you wat i know or wat i think you should wear. Music wise, my mind is open to alot and to be honest i probly listen to better music then you soooo. But please dont be ashamed, thts y im making a blog;;) Im here to state my own opinions whether you like them or not(idk y ur reading my blog if u dont agree with themm) so people of the less fortunate tht dont really know much about fashion and music and my opinions can be informed and up to datee. Haha your welcomee you guysssss;;)