Faillll!!!

AHAHAH THIS IS TOO DAMM FUNNY LOL;;)

Naked Miley Cyrus?

MILEY CYRUS PICTURES
she isnt thee disney
Hannah Montana we all
knoww and lovee anymoree
noww is sheee ahaha
In thee flesshh;;)

ATTENTION ALL READDERS

IM GOIN TO MAKE THIS REALLY SIMPLEEEE

I DO 3 POSTS EVERYDAYY AND NOW THT IM 18

I NEEDA START LOOKIN FOR JOBS AND WITH JOBS

COMES LESS TIME TO BLOGGG SOO IVE SHORTENED

MY POSTS TO 1 A DAYY. SRRRY BUT MOMMA NEEDS HER MONEEYYY;;)

Favorite Song Right Noww [Vol. 2]

Ohh mannn i lovee thiss songgg likee geeeshhh!!!! I actually downloaded his songg withh Jazminee Sullivan n Missy Elliott andd i thought it suckeddd....ahaha but i barely listened to it but thenn i heard thiss songg withh onee of my favv artistttss KELIS and i lovee her voice in thiss songg (but haah thee wayy he singgs jus crackks mee upp) andd noww i lovee all hiss songgs lol, its jus an aquired tastee i guess. Haa givee emm a chanceee and if u likee this songg thenn heres thee linkkk In The Future - Jack Splash feat. Kelis;;)

DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE!!!

HAHA I LOVEE THISS COMMERCIALL!!! (too badd Baskin Robbins doesnt comparee to Marble Slab or Coldstoneee) But wenn you see this commerciall pleassee thinkk of your favoritee bloggerrr TAY mf DEE!!! Haa Ice cream and cakee do thee icee creamm and cakeee;;)

Greatest Freakout Ever

My Bestt Frienndd MADISONNNN showwed mee this videoo and alll i gotta say is wow!!!

DID ANYONE NOTICE THT HE TRIED TO PUT A REMOTE UPP HIS BUTTTTTHOLEE?!!!! Geeeesh is World Of Warcraft really tht funnn?Haaa he was crackkin me uppp thanxx Madisonn ilyy boo;;)

IGNORANCE IS YOUR NEWW BEST FRIENND

Music videooo of "IGNORANCE" By Paramore premiered on MTV and MTV2 on Thursdayy and surprisingly it loooks professionally donee thiss timee lol

In thee fleshhh there it iss. Compared to their otherr videoss i reallly really likee thisss onee for nooo reasoonn lol. It looks cooool and gahhh thiss damm songg is soo catchyyy. Haaa enjoyyy;;)

IM SO TIRED OF THIS DAMM COMMERCIAL

Gahhh im soo freakkin tired of this damm commerciall!!!! STOP FREAKIN PLAYIN THIS!!! Everytimee i chnge thee damm channell all i hearrr iss LOLLIPOP LOLLIPOP OOHH LOLLY LOLLIPOP. If I hearr tht freakkin songgg one moree timeeee!!! Ehhh we gett itt Delll yall havee labtops in everyy colorrr of theee rainbowww(thingg is if u watch thee commerciall w/ no sounddd yea 1st thingg i thought of wasss icing on a cakee not lollipops but wtee) Haaa i puttt thiss onn justt too annoyy youuu lol;;)

Give Me Your Eyes By Brandon Heath

Mann i used to hear thisss sonngg all theee timee at workkk
and its been stuckk in my head ever sinceee.
Wenn you listen to it, it sounds likee he's talkin about GOD
but (and nooo offense to yall believers) i guess im technically
an Atheist bc i dont givee into thee hypee about religion/beliefs
but lets not get into tht lol. Basically wat im tryin to say is tht
i dont listen to preachers or theirr gospel/church/godly songs
IRONICALLY ENOUGH I WORKED AT
A CHRISTIAN BASED FACILITY FOR TWO
SUMMERS STRAIGHTTT LOL
sooo for this songg to be stuckk in my head and be christian song
is pretttty epiccc soooo yeahhh listtenn and decide if you likee it or nott
Haaa i dont havee a linkk this timee sorry;;)

Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant

Watch thee traillerrr
alll i gotta sayy aboutt thiss is
GAHHHH THIS MOVIEEE IS GOIN TO BE BOMMBASSS!!!
Only badd thingg about this is tht
rummorr has it tht is goin to be released
on thee samee day as Saw VI whichh
is goin to be hard topping those moviees
(cann someeone tell me wenn there goin to stop with tht?)
Haaa cant wait too seee Cirque Du Freakk thooo;;)

FLUD WATCHES

OMG I WANT THIS TURNTABLE ONE!!!!!
Mannn Flud Watches are soo mf dopeee!!!
Forgettt everyone else's watches
BE ORIGINALLL FOOOO
A booomboxx watchh?? Are you kidddin mee??
Noo shameee in yo gameeee if you rockk Fludd
Haa check themm outt rightt hurrrr
www.fludwatches.com/catalog

Dammm Thiss Is Somee Goood Woood!!

Ohhhh yesss thisss isss someee goooodwoooood lol. Favoritee ones from Goodwood Jewelry. Legend hass it tht if you dont havee gooodwoood YOU GETS NOOO PLAY!! Hahah soo youu defff neeeda go gett youuu someee. I personally thinkk their shxtt is unisexxx buttt yall cannn decifer tht yourselves www.goodwoodnyc.com

YOUR A MOTHER LOVERR??

Yea soo i was lookin thru neww songs on this websiteee(not revealin my sources eitherrrr lol) n i comee across thiss songgg and ahaha iunoo it just cracked meee uppp so i hadda putt it onnn here. Its not really old per sayy but its not newww eitherr. I heard thiss likee months ago but uhhhh as u cann plainly seee I DID NOT HAVEE A BLOG BACKK THENNN!!!! This is from SNL with Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg (evn tho SNL's skits suckk soo muchhh ballls ahaha there musical skits are quittteee hilariouss) If you havee a sensee of humor likeee i do and ratherrr enjoy thee finerr thinggs of lifeee(iunooo lol) thennn here's thee linkk to dwnld thee songg. Mother Lover - Justin&Andy (its thee 3rd one dwn and jus right click it and save as)Haaa YOUR A MOTHER LOVER IMA MOTHER LOVER WE SHOULD......not finishing it lol you gettt wherrr im goinnn;;)

ADRIAN J. PHOTOGRAPHY

HAVE YOU MET ADRIAN?!
OF ADRIAN J. PHOTOGRAPHY??
NOOO?? SHALL I DO THEE HONORS?!;;)

And this is just a mini portfolio of his finesse with a camera!!
He's photography capabilities are ridiculous
Lookin at somee of his pics, you'd seriously thinkk this shxtt is professionally donee
He's sooo homeee grownnn withh ittt likee he takes such amazing photos
and yet he doesnt even charge tht muchhh at alll
He's alreadyy makkin a namee for himselff withh these photos
andddd theee ppl in themmm (JERKING CREWS)
If you want a session you cann reachh himmm
or you wana checkk outtt moree of hiss photos just clickk thee linkkk
myspace.com/lilproblembabyram
Haaa you bettterrr gett yo timeee in withh thiss kidd
beforeee he starts getttin tooo famouss and actuallyy
makees us pay for wat his workk is really worthhh;;)

Destiny's Child??

Notice anythingg similiar about all these pictures? Beyonce and her twoo background dancers rightttt. DOES THIS REMIND YOU OFF DESTINY CHILD?! She got background dancers to replace thee restt of Destiny's Child but without sharing thee limelightt. I KNEW SHE NEEDED THEMMM!!! Haaa knockoff Kelly and Michellle;;)

Straightt Nooo Chaserrr!!

Anyone But Him - Mr. Hudson feat. Kanye West

Everything Is Broken - Mr. Hudson feat. Kid CuDi

Supernova - Mr. Hudson feat. Kanye West

Alll hailll Mr. Hudson(5x)!!! Ahaha yea i heard about himm about hmmm beginning/middle of junee and soo farr i loveeee his music!! G.O.O.D MUSIC (Kanye's label) is really coming strong withh some of thee neww artists bc Mr. Hudson(formerly known as Mr. Hudson and The Library) already has twoo tracks with Kanye, onee withh Kid CuDi,(&&since yall aree suchh loyalll readers i gavee you links to dwnld themmm tooo) &&he was also rumored to be dating our own lil piece of Barbados......RIHANNNNNAAAAA!!!!! Mr. Hudson is nott doinn tooo shabby, being tht he is a neww artist &&alllll. Haaa if you dont trust me aboutt thee Rihanna thingg its tottally fineee bc you cann loook it upp righttt hurrr earsucker.com;;)

Clae Shoes

One of my friends had just bought him a pair of Clae shoes(backk in schoooo) n seriously theee wholeee dayy he kept gettin reactions likeee "YO FLY KICKS" "NIGGAH WHERE YOU GETT YO SHOES AT?" "DAMM IS DEMM SUPRAS?" Yeaaaa noooo thesee kicks are sooo muchh moree better thenn soomee dammm supras! If you want thee cheapp mall brand thenn yea Supra ya self alll yo want. But if you wantt somee shxtt tht will turnn heads, thenn you needa dose of Clae Shoes. Haaa sorry for alll thosee whoo rockk Supras(ur kinda coool...) check these out at clae.com ;;)

EXCUSEE ME DO YOU KNOW WAT DAY IT IS???

ITS MY MF BIRTHDAY!!!!!!


YEAHH IM OFFICIALLY 18YEARS


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DISNEY STEPS UPP THEIR GAME

Soo yesterday my brotherrr asked me if i wanted to watch a moviee tht he rented(not likee i was doinn nethingg newayss). So we're sittin in thee living rooomm and thee Disney logo comes on thee screeen. I SWEAR TO BUDDHA I HATEE ALL DISNEY MOVIES!!! So tht rightt theree alreaddy putt me in a badd mood. Moviee starts and 20minutes into thee movieee i see guns...UHHH WENN DID DISNEY GETT PG WITHH IT??? Longg storyy shortt thee moviee was actually pretty funny and it was gooood, it wasnt likee thee typical disney ones(i meann it had a happy endin but ya knooooo) Haha but tell me why thee wholee time after i saw thee beginning credits i was thinkinnn WHOO THEEE HELL IS DWAYNE JOHNSON ???(i ddnt evn think The Rock was obviously just a stagee namee lol) Haaa mannn i wass loookin for a blackk guy thru theee wholeee moviee lol;;)

Naughty Monkey!

These are my topp 4favvvorriteee shoes by Naughty Monkey! Either you buy these so tht ill think your coool or youu dont and youu will forever stayy a lamee-o. DONT DISAPPOINT YOURR FAVORRITEEE BLOGGER OR I SWEAR TO BUDDHAAA. Haa checkemm out at naughtymonkey.com ;;)

Favorite Song Right Now [Vol.1]

Yea i wanted to do a steady post about a specific changin thhingg, and thee only thingg tht stays changin ALOTTT is my favoritee songg sooo yeaaa. This is "Bad Day" By Asher Roth, dammm this songg is theee shxtttt. Listenn to it and thenn you'll undrstnd y i loveee it. Really catchy and i must say i really likee Asher Roth's way of rappin, he brings summthinn neww to thee tablee. Haaa enjoyy;;)

Goood MF Songs

Yeaaa likeee i saidd b4 im really openn to alott of newww musicc and i listeenn to almostt anythingg and these are a fewww RnB songs tht i thinkk you shouldd go listenn to and thennn dwnld. Haaa welcxx;;)

K-Young feat. Yung Berg - Contagious

Amerie - Heard 'Em All

Lil Scrappy feat. Ludacris - Addicted 2 Money

Plies - Chef

Sammie - Cop That

Uness feat. Drake - Would You Love Me

Shaun Bless feat. Missy Elliot - Shake Bake

D. Brown - Say It

Eve - In The Club

TAY DEE'S SURVIVAL KIT

Nacho Cheese Sunflower Seeds(soo my cholesterol will go upp)
Cell Phone(soo i can dwnld new ringtones 4free)
Hairspray(soo my hurrr dont fall out)
Comb(soo my shxtt dont get nappy)
"M" By Mariah Carey(soo i at least smell goood)
Dell Labtop(soo i can still keep up with thee outside world)
Red/Black Glasses(DAMM SO I CAN SEE WHURR IM GOIN)
Secret Deodorant(soo i dont get funnkkkehhh)
Apple iTouch(soo i cann jamm to my own tunee by myselff)

These pretty much aree thee essentials i neeed if i was ever stranded on an island or in Mexico.

HAHA BUT SHXTTT IF I HAD MY PHONE I WOULD JUST CALL YO MAMA FOR RESCUE!!;;)

HATS HATS HATS

If your into fashion thenn you shoulllddd knoowwwwwwwww tht THESE HATS ARE SUPAHHH HOTTT!! Go loook at themm and order them here www.karmaloop.com. Haaaa yourr welcxxx;;)

G. Austinnnnnnn!!

Soo about 5months one of my friends had a song by G. Austin on his myspace pagee and i was likee wtf?! WHO IS THIS CHARACTER!!! So i went to the music page and started listenin to thee songs and omgsh i fell in lovee with his music. This guy ritee hereee is SOO MF GOOOD!!! He hails from Hawthorne, California and makees thee best Hiphop/RnB combination out therree. He actually tlks about shxtt thts interestin and it seeems likee every songg tells a story about his lifee. My favoritee songs from him is My Drug, Home Alone, Say It All, &&Candy Dreamm. Gahhhh dammmm thiss songg stay in my headd. "MANNN LAST NITEE WAS THEE BUSINESSS, I KILLED THEE CATT WITHH THEE BEDD AS MY WITNESS"!!!! All his mixtapes are insanee (i havee all thee songs on my iTouch) and you cann dwnld his mixtapes on his music pagee myspace.com/gaustinmusic but you cann dwnld this song here My Drug - G. Austin. Haa &&theyy sayy goood musicc is hardd to findd lol;;)

RIBZ CLOTHING

DO YOU SEE THESE MF SHIRTS?! For only likk $15 bucks thesee shirts are hella dopee. I went to schoool withh himm( Zacree Cobos) but i ddnt really knoo himm;;/ I heard about his line of shirts wen i went to a Talent Show our schoooo was hosting and somee of thee performers were wearing his shirts. Besides thee factt tht thee designs are mentall... THEE DESIGNER IS STILL IN HIGH SCHOOOOL?! Zac is seriously goin places and im promotin him. If you likeee these designs go to his actual website to buy themmm www.ribzclothing.com. Haa 10years from now wenn he's famous, you'll look in your closet n sayy DAMMM I HAVEE A VINTAGE ZACREE COBOS SHIRT!!;;)